Funny Wedding Rehearsal Quotes & Sayings

Let the past abolish the past when
and if
it can substitute something better. — William Faulkner

THERE WAS NOWHERE ON EARTH more desolate than a Gristedes on New Year's Eve. — Garth Risk Hallberg

Walter Parmenter sometimes seemed to his daughter a restless subterranean force held together by rituals. — Anne Rivers Siddons

There are certain jokes that indicate how mainstream a comic is. If you're talking about how the side effects of drugs that they advertise on TV are worse than the actual illness they're supposed to prevent, that's like the hackiest joke out there now. If you're still doing that joke, that usually is an indicator of being mainstream, in a bad way. — Gary Gulman

Few people are aware of the severe human rights violations committed daily by family court judges across the country. These courts are siding over and over again with proven sexual abusers of children and batterers of women. I wouldn't believe it myself if I hadn't done so much investigating. — Lundy Bancroft

All men are equal before fish. — Herbert Hoover

Knowing that the time to sleep has come, the Lord sleeps, and does well in sleeping. Often, when we have been fretting and worrying, we should have glorified God far more had we literally gone to sleep. — Charles Spurgeon

In a murderous time/the heart breaks and breaks/and lives by breaking. — Stanley Kunitz

A principle isn't a principle until it costs you something. — William Bernbach

Once a fate cannot be avoided, however horrible it might be, it loses something of its powers of dread — Galen Beckett

I think a common misperception about attuning and tending to a child's needs so constantly is that they don't grow in their independence, but I think that the opposite is true. — Alanis Morissette