Funny Wedding Program Quotes & Sayings

I am camp. Lots of gay men can't cope with their campness. They are in denial about it. — Graham Norton

We all have our own way in a different thinking. — Jan Jansen

I loved her in an odd kind of way, the way you love winter when you're hot in summer. — V.C. Andrews

When I am happy I am like a cat, sleek and purring, quite useless. It is when I am unhappy, with an ache perhaps in my heart, that I do my finest work. — Barbara La Marr

She acted completely on instinct, closing the distance between them and wrapping her arms around him. He was unresponsive for a long beat, as though she'd taken him by surprise, then his arms went around her in turn.
Her breasts were pressed to his chest and every breath she took was filled with the smell of his aftershave but there was nothing sexual about their embrace. She was offering him a little comfort, and he was accepting it. It was as small and simple as that. — Sarah Mayberry

Eat only when you are hungry. Drink only when you're thirsty. Sleep only when you're tired. Screw only when you're horny. — Al Neuharth

I understand people, and I think that my life and my history and what I represent can relate to a lot of the women, the independents, the moderate voters. — Mia Love

If someone in the crowd spits at you, you have just got to swallow it. — Gary Lineker

Success in the marketplace increasingly depends on learning. Yet most people don't know how to learn. — Chris Argyris

Then he led her to sit by him on a fallen gum trunk, smooth and white, and he leaned to whisper in her ear. Transferred the secret he and her mother had kept for seventeen years. Waited for the flicker of recognition, the minute shift in expression as she registered what he was telling her. Watched as the bottom fell out of her world and the person she had been vanished in an instant. — Kate Morton

Rap and dance is pretty much what I want to be known for. — James Corden

You know, at the end of the day, the only thing you have is trust and honor in this world. That's all you have. All you have is your reputation built on trust and your personal honor. When you don't have that anymore, well, you know, there you go. Trust was broken. — George Tenet