Funny Wedding Bride Quotes & Sayings

I'm not a humanitarian, I'm a hell-raiser. — Mary Harris Jones

A truly modern man, William Rackham is what might be called a superstitious atheist Christian; that is, he believes in a God who, while He may no longer be responsible for the sun rising, the saving of the Queen or the provision of daily bread, is still the prime suspect when anything goes wrong. — Michel Faber

You're not so much of a shmuck after all, Jarry."
"Thanks, PITA. But you tell anyone that I'm going soft, and I'll deny it with my last breath."
"Would I do that?" Sarah asks with what she attempts to be an innocent expression, and fails miserably.
"Yes," I say easily. "Yes, you would. — Katelin LaMontagne

I burn very easily, so if I forget sunscreen, I will be a tomato by the end of the day. I'm very big on sunscreen and hats. I grew up in Florida, and I love the beach, and I think it's healthy to get a little bit of color. — Candice Accola

The atomic bomb made the prospect of future war unendurable. It has led us up those last few steps to the mountain pass; and beyond there is a different country. — J. Robert Oppenheimer

What matters is not the facts but how you discover and think about them. — Richard Dawkins

When truth cannot make itself known in words, it will make itself known in deeds. — Roger Scruton

God did not intend for Irish kids to play in the sun, according to my mother. — Laurie Halse Anderson

There's only about 6 inches that turns that halo into a noose. — Bobby Bowden

I don't like my physique. Who does? — Jamie Dornan

The frailty of the world was no longer just a thought in the back of everyone's mind, it had pillaged its way to the forefront. The ides of war ebbed the small rough stones of hope from shore and vomited back terror, smooth and refined. — Michael Polaski

A lot of times I'll see guys who are nowhere near the level of the board they're riding. They might love surfing and love how it looks, but you really have to work your way up. It takes eating a little humble pie at first, and stepping back to equipment that might be a bit slow, but do it. — Kelly Slater

The English like eccentrics. They just don't like them living next door. — Julian Clary