Funny Wedding Advice Quotes & Sayings

I wanted to be grown up the minute I could. — Nicholas Haslam

Napoleon has humbugged me, by God; he has gained twenty-four hours' march on me. — Duke Of Wellington

It was an exciting community, where we lived in Washington. The basic feeling - and I don't think this is just nostalgia - was one of excitement, of achievement, of happiness. Life was important, life was significant. — Studs Terkel

Umpires are most vigorous when defending their miscalls. — Jim Brosnan

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle. — Jack Paar

Part book about creativity, part compendium of useful tidbits, quotations and research results, and part annotated bibliography, this is a wildly useful and highly entertaining resource. — Stephanie S. Tolan

What girl could fail to make a conquest who collapsed at a man's feet in the moonlight? — John L. Balderston

I would call myself more spiritual than religious. — Chad Kroeger

Cultures have long heard wisdom in non-human voices: Apollo, god of music, medicine and knowledge, came to Delphi in the form of a dolphin. But dolphins, which fill the oceans with blipping and chirping, and whales, which mew and caw in ultramarine jazz - a true rhapsody in blue - are hunted to the edge of silence. — Jay Griffiths