Funny Waterboy Quotes & Sayings

Mummies and dogs! You can beat 'em, kick 'em, treat 'em as shabbily as you like--they will eternally forgive you and still come back for more. Such degree of devotion is as hard to grasp as it is unshakable. Being a child, I had no comprehension of it. It embarrassed me. I regularly ran away from it; in fact, I still do. — Christopher Plummer

Anonymity crowned him as if t'were the halo of romantic glory. — Emmuska Orczy

Commerce is a noble profession, and Jews should get over any self-hatred they might harbor from contemplating the capitalist spirit of diaspora Judaism. — Steven Pinker

It is INCONSISTENT to have Jesus pay a price for healing and for us to believe it is not Gods intention to heal. — Bill Johnson

When you make the connection between your choices and your experiences, you do not have to create the same experiences again. — Gary Zukav

Long before I was a star, I was a fan. — Bill Anderson

One of my secret instructions to myself as a poet is "Whatever you do, don't be boring." — Anne Sexton

I'm so tired after dinner I fall asleep with my clothes on, almost as soon as my head hits the pillow, and so I forget to ask God, in my prayers, to keep me from waking up. — Lauren Oliver

Last night I asked Alessandro if he ever lies in bed and thinks about chocolate - say, about the way dark chocolate feels in your mouth, or how different it is when spiked with orange peel. He said no. Then he said that the only time he thinks about food in bed is when he wakes up in the middle of the night and wants steak. Somewhere in that clash lies a profound truth about the difference between the sexes. — Eloisa James

There are more locations than girl and boy, man and woman. Decamping from one does not have to mean climbing into another. There's plenty of space in between, or beyond the bounds, or all along and across the plane or sphere or whatever of gender, and it is entirely okay to say, "I do not like being a girl, and so I shall be a boy." But it must also be okay to say, "I do not like being a girl, so I shall set about changing what it means to be a girl," and, yes, okay to say, "I do not like being a girl, and so I shan't. — S. Bear Bergman

LUKE But unto Tosche Station would I go, And there obtain some pow'r converters. Fie! — Ian Doescher

Now that she had actually seen and accepted reality, and reality brought such a healing calm. — Gloria Naylor