Funny Vicky Geordie Shore Quotes & Sayings

Honest to God, the Qubo is so slow that if you climbed into one this morning in Hunstanton and attempted to drive south as fast as possible, coastal erosion would swallow you up by Wednesday evening. — Jeremy Clarkson

The greatest danger of a terrorist's bomb is in the explosion of stupidity that it provokes. — Octave Mirbeau

There seems to be a hole in the culture where mothers went. Then, when their kids went off to school or stopped having ear infections every three weeks, they emerged from the mother zone, and like everyone else, they forgot where they'd been. Amnesia surrounding motherhood is the rule, not the exception. — Marni Jackson

I'm a big fan of gallows humor. When my aunt passed away, she was in a coma for a day before my cousins pulled the plug. And the amount of joking and base humor that went on that day around her bed was so insane. It's crazy how people talk when something horrible is happening. — Amanda Peet

We felt that we were a portrait on the wall, more invisible the longer it had been in its location — TaraShea Nesbit

If the image one holds of one's self contains elements that don't square with reality, one is best advised to let go of them, however difficult that may be. — Sidney Poitier

I know three things will never be believed - the true, the probable, and the logical — John Steinbeck

The inclination to digress is human. But the dramatist must avoid it even more strenuously than the saint must avoid sin, for while sin may be venial, digression is mortal. — W. Somerset Maugham

It's high time something was done for the pitchers. They put up the stands and take down fences to make more home runs and plague the pitchers. Let them revive the spitter and help the pitchers make a living. — Casey Stengel

If you need to raise funds from donors, you need to study them, respect them, and build everything you do around them. — Jeff Brooks

I walked around as you do, investigating
the endless star,
and in my net, during the night,
I woke up naked,
the only thing caught,
a fish trapped inside the wind. — Pablo Neruda

All flight is based upon producing air pressure, all flight energy consists in overcoming air pressure. — Otto Lilienthal