Funny Vice Ganda Quotes & Sayings

People assumed that I would have everything handed to me, but that couldn't be further from the truth. I was on my own just doing the grind, — Scott Eastwood

She will die if you love her not, And she will die ere she might make her love known — William Shakespeare

I'm honest, I'm fair and I'm sure, as time progresses, those who don't believe that will find it to be true. — John Hogg

I think every record, good or bad, is a representation of us. — Stevie Jackson

In the end, it's acting, it's not real. But every director will tell you that you have to create conditions that create tension, because tension is what makes drama feel real. — Paul Greengrass

The only thing I use my body for is to carry my brain around. — Thomas A. Edison

If you're willing to do it as good as you're willing to think up to do it, that's what your mind is there for, and you deliver excellence right now, now being the only moment you can control or do anything with or be creative with. — Robert Forster

Most people unfamiliar with the men in a new town might search for love until they find it. I picked out some guy on my second day in LA, who worked at the local bicycle shop, and handed my virginity to him. "You can fill a tire? Sounds good to me. Let's call it a date." Needless to say he wasn't Mr. Right. — Kathy Griffin

All books are judged by their covers until they are read. — Maryrose Wood

Classical Studies
Question: What were the circumstances of Julius Caesar's death?

Answer: Suspicious ones — Richard Benson

God will not be God, if He allowed Himself to be the object of proof by His creatures. — Mahatma Gandhi

It is a fact that negative thought will attract negative thought, and positive thought will attract positive thought. — Norman Vincent Peale

It had the tangled floor plan common to all hospitals, seemingly designed by someone who believed in the healing power of watching confused visitors aimlessly wander around hallways. — David Wong

But difficulties were made to be overcome and if the Supreme Will is there, they will be overcome. — Sri Aurobindo