Funny Vandalism Quotes & Sayings

it has not been easy for me — Cam Haku

Writers are essential. Readers are essential. Publishers are not. — J.A. Konrath

Pessimistic labels lead to passivity, whereas optimistic ones lead to attempts to change. — Martin E.P. Seligman

No warm blood in me doth glow
Water in my veins doth flow
Yet I'll laugh and sing and play
By frosty night and frosty day
Little daughter of the snow
But whenever I do know
That you love me little, then
I shall melt away again
Back into the sky I'll go
Little daughter of the snow — Eowyn Ivey

The Jewish community has always taken care of its own. — Lee Whitnum

He [Death] pulled a pure-black iPad from thin air. Death tapped the screen a few times and all Frank could think was: Please don't let there be an app for reading souls — Rick Riordan

We do not really think, we are barely conscious, until something goes wrong. — Charles Sanders Peirce

The modern secular state's capacity for barbarism exceeds any of the evils for which Christendom might justly be indicted, not — David Bentley Hart

Man I just ended up on everybody guestlist. I'm just doing better than what everybody projected. — Big Sean

To be Despair. It is a portrait. Only close your eyes and feel. — Neil Gaiman

Love is illegal - but not hate. That you can do anywhere, anytime, to anybody. But if you want a little warmth, a little tenderness, a shoulder to cry on, a smile to cuddle up with, you have to hide in dark corners, like a criminal. — Lou Jacobi

When a human being without amplification makes a sound that is high and loud, it is almost unworldly. — Renee Fleming

Oh, sure," Cassie said. "Take me to your faery world. I've always wanted to see Tinker Bell." Not. She'd had to watch the movie when she was a kid because her parents had thought she should enjoy some fantasy stories in her early years. What sane kid wanted to be a child forever? Being older had lots more perks. — Terry Spear

But it's not so much having to repair the damage, it's more the attitude behind the vandalism, Harry. Muggle-baiting might strike some wizards as funny, but it's an expression of something much deeper and nastier ... — J.K. Rowling

But the things in the batteries couldn't be spiders. It just wasn't possible. There had to be another explanation. But of what kind? — A. Ashley Straker