Funny Vaccination Quotes & Sayings

Nobody wanted to be sexless, but nobody wanted to be nothing but sex — Margaret Atwood

I always felt better co-writing something - always co-writing. Because if I was the lead of it and it failed, then it failed on my own accord. I would say, "Well, I liked it or I screwed up. I take the hit on this one." — Bill Hader

With the advent of radical and accessible technology, each one of us, for the first time in history, is creating an influential mark forever - we are all mini-digital celebrities and heroes to someone. — Erik Qualman

Make your move BEFORE you are ready! — Les Brown

I always wanted so much glamour in my life, so I have always been obsessed with class, and from dating a few people who were from old money and a few from new money in my 20s, I just sort of became obsessed with this idea of clueless rich people. — Natasha Leggero

I've always thought something that makes you laugh, it makes you laugh because there's a little bit of truth to it. — Adam Savage

Suicide is a belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. — H.L. Mencken

I see two options,' said Damon. 'Running or fleeing.'

'They're the same thing.'

'Fleeing's more ... dramatic. — Gary Meehan

Over the past five decades, civilian officials have favored the use of military force over the opposition of their military counterparts. In doing so, the 'best and brightest' have blundered into long-term engagements in Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan that didn't favor U.S. national security interests ... Paradoxically, the military is far less likely than their civilian counterparts to resort to the use of force. — Melvin A. Goodman

You have to trust what you are, and what you want the most, to find who you truly are. — Amelia Hutchins

At eighty-two, I feel like a twenty-year-old, but, unfortunately, there's never one around. — Milton Berle

I love my co-hosts and the crew at 'The Talk.' — Marissa Jaret Winokur

In preparing the psychological attack on a city, Genghis Khan began with two examples of what awaited the people. He offered generous terms of surrender to the outlying communities, and the ones that accepted the terms and joined the Mongols received great leniency. In the words of the Persian chronicler, "whoever yields and submits to them is safe and free from the terror and disgrace of their severity." Those that refused received exceptionally harsh treatment, as the Mongols herded the captives before them to be used as cannon fodder in the next attack. — Jack Weatherford