Funny Urban Dictionary Quotes & Sayings

Taxes should be continued by annual or biennial reeactments, because a constant hold, by the nation, of the strings of the public purse is a salutary restraint from which an honest government ought not wish, nor a corrupt one to be permitted, to be free. — Thomas Jefferson

Your federal government needs your money so that it can perform vital services for you that you would not think up yourself in a million years. — Dave Barry

Attainment is followed by neglect, possession by disgust, and the malicious remark of the Greek epigrammatist on marriage may be applied to many another course of life, that its two days of happiness are the first and the last — Samuel Johnson

Oh no, she was never elitist. She said that far too many women are the accomplices of cruel, indifferent men. They lie for these men. They lie to their own children. Because their fathers treated them exactly the same way. These women always retain some hope that love is hiding behind the cruelty, so that the anguish doesn't drive them mad. Truth is, though, Max, there's no love there. — Nina George

Rap music's been around for too long now to be inspirational. The words are, but the music isn't. — Alexander McQueen

What we want is to establish the rules of a market economy - not to plan its outcome. — Vaclav Klaus

You never hate someone that much unless you're afraid of him. — Christopher Rice

If you want to change the way your banking system is regulated, if you want to learn the mistakes of what's gone wrong, then you have to change your government. — George Osborne

His soul might be a sun. I've never met anyone who had the sun for a soul. — Jandy Nelson

No one whines like a vampire forced to deal with some minor unpleasantness. — Tori Centanni

No one could seriously dispute that almost all of sub-Saharan Africa, all of North Africa except Morocco, all of the Middle East except Israel and Jordan and most of the oil-rich states, and the entire former British Indian Empire were better governed by Europeans. — Conrad Black

When the eyes of the flesh are shut, the eyes of the spirit are open. — Willa Cather