Funny Unprepared Quotes & Sayings

I wonder if these wack niggas realize they wack,
And they the reason that my people say they tired of rap. — Common

Sporting chivalrous contest helps knit the bonds of peace between nations. Therefore may the Olympic flame never expire. — Adolf Hitler

Do you know why the big brother is born first? It's to protect the little brothers and sisters that come after him. A brother telling his sister, "I'll kill you" ... You never, ever say something like that. — Tite Kubo

With two leftover husbands to account for, my wicked soul has just about shriveled and died. — Mercedes McCambridge

she was given a dying Sunday evening women's class in a megachurch. The class began to grow rapidly. The women then began to bring their husbands, who gladly listened to Mom teach until the pastor stepped in to stop it! — Alan F. Johnson