Funny Universal Truth Quotes & Sayings

His heart, the war.

Her face, the battlefield. — Rick Yancey

With his head in his hands, God thought and thought, Till he thought: I'll make me a man! — James Weldon Johnson

The black crow thinketh her own birds white. — Gavin Douglas

I don't understand," says Gerald, alone in his third- class carriage, "how railway trains and magic can go on at the same time."
And yet they do. — E. Nesbit

Whereas I think: I'm lying here in a haystack ... The tiny space I occupy is so infinitesimal in comparison with the rest of space, which I don't occupy and which has no relation to me. And the period of time in which I'm fated to live is so insignificant beside the eternity in which I haven't existed and won't exist ... And yet in this atom, this mathematical point, blood is circulating, a brain is working, desiring something ... What chaos! What a farce! — Ivan Turgenev