Funny Underwriting Quotes & Sayings

I'll cook the water... — Maggie Stiefvater

Being in a successful marriage is no different than being cast in a successful movie. It's all about who you pick; in that first moment, did you pick the right person? I think you need to pick somebody who's more interested in being married than in getting married. — Rob Lowe

I mean to retire, where nobody will have heard about my special skills. And conversation is mainly about the weather. — Eilean Ni Chuilleanain

I'm the dad, the cleanup guy. I deal with the bigger messes. But I also provide more adventures and excitement. It works out. — Laird Hamilton

I don't think rock music has any positive function. — Charlton Heston

In classes, the more lively and uninhibited ones will "suck away the air" from those with a more passive nature, despite all the efforts of the teacher. It is also a special danger in large groups that you will hear your fellow students' bad pronunciation more than the teacher's perfected speech. — Kato Lomb