Funny Underachiever Quotes & Sayings

Children now expect their parents to audition for approval. — Mason Cooley

A Christian who does not pray for those who govern is not a good Christian. — Pope Francis

Just in case God isn't dead, our astronauts carry sidearms. — Ben Lerner

Screw-top wine has improved the quality of life by about ten percent, wouldn't you say? — Martin Amis

To be focused on acquiring material things is to forfeit blessings associated with eternal reward — Sunday Adelaja

When things go right, I read. When things go wrong, I read more. — Sara Nelson

Pearl spent the passing days buried so deep in the musty, dusty sorcery tomes that sometimes when she emerged, she spoke in archaic english. "Hast thou a light?" she'd asked him this afternoon when her study room had grown dark with gathering clouds. — Gail Dayton

Prayer is the autograph of the Holy Ghost upon the renewed heart. — Charles Spurgeon

Made no fuss and helped around the house without making a song and dance about it. She'll make Dr Fforde a good wife, reflected Aunt Leticia. — Betty Neels

Thanks, Baba. You are always such a comfort."
She gave him a wry look. "I know. I've been considering becoming a counselor. Or possibly a nurse."
Day shook his head. "If I were you, Baba Yaga, I'd stick to your day job. — Deborah Blake

What we cannot speak about we must pass over in silence. — Ludwig Wittgenstein

Our goal as parents should be to endeavor to pass down our faith to the next generation in such a way that they will be able to pass down their faith to the following generation in our absence. — Michelle Anthony