Funny Uncle Grandpa Quotes & Sayings

I never planned to be at the height of my career when I was 30 years old and going to my fourth Olympics. I watched the 1998 Olympics when I was 14 years old. That's what I wanted to do with my life. I thought I might have a shot at three Olympics max. This is way beyond the parameters of what I set out to do. — Kelly Clark

Some thirty inches from my nose
The frontier of my Person goes,
And all the untilled air between
Is private pagus or demesne.
Stranger, unless with bedroom eyes
I beckon you to fraternize,
Beware of rudely crossing it:
I have no gun, but I can spit. — W. H. Auden

When I'm kissing someone, I don't want to feel as though I'm rubbing off all the makeup that's on their face or messing things around. I think natural is better. — Chris Pine

Kafka said, A book
must be an axe

for the frozen sea
inside us, which sounds

great, but what good
is an axe against

a frozen sea?
Perhaps this is why

he said, while dying,
Destroy everything. — Matt Rasmussen

Failure is success in abeyance; but only for those who persevere. — Ashok Kallarakkal

There is no way to hold your own in a relationship and simultaneously accept rude behavior. — Sherry Argov

Work like a slave; order like a king; create like a god. — Constantin Brancusi

You never know when a moment and a
few sincere words can have an impact on a life. — Zig Ziglar

At the end of the day; what really matters, is the love we sowed ...
Remember: true love will always find its way back home ... — Glory Shalom