Funny Tyrion Lannister Quotes & Sayings

It's not like I don't have my own wants and dreams anymore - it's just that the kids come first. It's primal. — Angie Harmon

I am by birth a Genevese, and my family is one of the most distinguished of that republic. My ancestors had been for many years counsellors and syndics, and my father had filled several public situations with honour and reputation. He was respected by all who knew him for his integrity and indefatigable attention to public business. He passed his younger days perpetually occupied by the affairs of his country; a variety of circumstances had prevented his marrying early, nor was it until the decline of life that he became a husband and the father of a family. — Mary Shelley

The crowd roared as the man took the stage. Even through the glass, Skyler could hear the sound — Samuel Marquis

The realities are that, you know, as a black man, you know, Barack can get shot going to the gas station, you know. — Michelle Obama

When liberals' presidential nominees consistently fail to carry Kansas, liberals do not rush to read a book titled "What's the Matter With Liberals' Nominees?" No, the book they turned into a bestseller is titled "What's the Matter With Kansas?" Notice a pattern here? — George Will

As a kid, I was always sick. I had pneumonia, I had really severe allergies. And it wasn't until I got older, that I realized some of that was caused by toxins in things like detergent. That made me crazy, because it's supposed to help get things clean! — Jessica Alba

I swim in a sea of words. They flow around me and through me and, by a process that is not fully clear to me, some delicate hidden membrane draws forth the stuff that is the necessary condition of my life. — Geraldine Brooks

She felt as buoyantly patriotic as her Chechen classmates who could trace their family trees back to the acorns — Anthony Marra

America may be the land of the free, but there are definitely more ignorant people there. Most of the population are semi-retarded. — Kurt Cobain

Let your passion in life be as conspicuous as the devilish grin on your face. — Lorii Myers

They never see anything - not even the cultists who weren't ritually blinded. — Dennis Liggio

One discovers that destiny can be diverted, that one does not have to remain in bondage to the first wax imprint made on childhood sensibilities. Once the deforming mirror has been smashed, there is a possibility of wholeness. There is a possibility of joy. — Anais Nin

I have since wondered, of course, how my life would have been different if I'd decided to stay home that morning. This is what's called the enigma of history, and it can drive you out of your mind if you let it. — Annie Barrows