Funny Two Weeks Notice Quotes & Sayings

Corruption is no stranger to Washington; it is a famous resident. — Walter Goodman

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?" — Frank Carson

You ought to dream. All our biggest businessmen have been dreamers. — Ernest Hemingway,

There is always sleaze in the news. And you know what? The news is always a combination of things that are interesting and things that are important. — Jeffrey Toobin

As History stands, it is a sort of Chinese Play, without end and without lesson. — Henry Adams

The original reason to start the project, which was that the Germans were a danger, started me off on a process of action, which was to try to develop this first system at Princeton and then at Los Alamos, to try to make the bomb work. — Richard P. Feynman

Victory gave us such insane delusions of grandeur that we helped start a world war we hadn't a chance of winning. But now that we are losing again, everything has taken a turn for the better, and we will certainly come out on top again if we succeed in being defeated. — Joseph Heller

The execution of any thing considerable implies in the first place previous persevering meditation. — William Godwin

I couldn't help but laugh when Landon's round eyes met mine again. This was my life. A leopard print couch, a David Beckham look-alike, two lesbians, and a Felix the Cat clock. Sure, it wasn't the JumboTron at Safeco Field, but it was by far the most romantic thing I'd ever experienced. — Brooke Moss

Terrorism is not an expression of rage. Terrorism is a political weapon. Remove a government's facade of infallibility, and you remove it's people's faith. — Dan Brown