Funny Two Liners Quotes & Sayings

When I think about moguls, I think like Donald Trump who ... owns NYC practically. That's a mogul. I feel like I'm on my way to a lot more, but mogul is a really serious thing. I think it's a word that gets thrown around easily. — Tyra Banks

The nights did not come gently but seemed to slam down angrily upon the Earth. — Rick Yancey

Future is predestined and unchangeable. — Vivake Pathak

Oh, shut it. Look, the pills have to be taken with food. You got a ham 'n' cheese on rye on you? I don't."

"I'da made you some linguine with Sal sauce and brought it over for you. Give me more notice next time."

Rehv headed out of the office. "You mind not being thoughtful. Makes me feel like shit."

"Your prob, not mine. — J.R. Ward

For some people, Rose, it's easier to pretend the things that frighten us most don't exist at all. — Jennifer McMahon

Bottled water is a triumph of modern consumerism and marketing. — Ian Bradley

I got sort of disinterested in working for the system. — Todd McFarlane

I always hear Harry's views from his friends. It is the only way I get to know of them. — Oscar Wilde