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Funny Twitter Status Quotes By Peter Thiel

Technology just means information technology. — Peter Thiel

Funny Twitter Status Quotes By Friedrich Nietzsche

The best friend will probably acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is founded on the talent for friendship. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Funny Twitter Status Quotes By Harshada Pathare

As the blinding lights of heaven in a slow march approach, to caress the earth to wake her up, I too would like to be a part of the legacy by wishing you,
"Happy Good Morning". — Harshada Pathare

Funny Twitter Status Quotes By Bryant McGill

Your future begins with your next thought. — Bryant McGill

Funny Twitter Status Quotes By Temple Grandin

I use my mind to solve problems and invent things. — Temple Grandin

Funny Twitter Status Quotes By Rem Koolhaas

Everyone is talking about sustainability and resilience, yet all that knowledge is thrown in the bin. [Lagos is] a unique case, but also a test case. It's unbelievably unique, but also it's now considered with a number of really generic opinions, generic solution, generic expectations. — Rem Koolhaas

Funny Twitter Status Quotes By Shunryu Suzuki

When your mind is wandering about elsewhere you have no chance to express yourself. But if you limit your activity to what you can do just now, in this moment, then you can express fully your true nature, which is the universal Buddha nature. — Shunryu Suzuki

Funny Twitter Status Quotes By Ned Yost

Rolen's the perfect baseball player. It's his tenacity, his preparation, the way he plays. He tries to do everything fundamentally sound. And he puts the team team first-there's no fanfare with him. — Ned Yost

Funny Twitter Status Quotes By Surya Das

Who's willing to face the unknown- the difficulties, the disappointments, the surprises of the unfamiliar. If you're going to change, you have to face those things, and who's able? Who has the skillful means, the knowhow, the perseverance, the help, the fortitude to keep going? — Surya Das

Funny Twitter Status Quotes By Allen Lacy

When I need to be precise about a plant, I use its Latin name, even if my nongardening friends sometimes look at me a little funny for using big words in a dead language - or in the kind of horticultural Esperanto that botanical names make up. — Allen Lacy

Funny Twitter Status Quotes By Rabindranath Tagore

It means that God's Creation has not its source in any necessity; it comes from his fullness of joy; it is his love that creates, therefore in Creation is his own revealment. — Rabindranath Tagore

Funny Twitter Status Quotes By Hans Ulrich Obrist

There is nothing deeper than to work for a year with the same artist. — Hans Ulrich Obrist

Funny Twitter Status Quotes By Thomas Bernhard

But I've always been a genius of secrecy, I thought, quite unlike Wertheimer who basically couldn't keep anything a secret, had to talk about everything, had to get everything out in the open as long as he lived. But naturally unlike most others we were lucky not to have to earn a cent because we had enough from the very beginning. Whereas — Thomas Bernhard

Funny Twitter Status Quotes By Jay Green

You may be more talented than me. You might be smarter than me. And you may be better looking than me. But if we get on a treadmill together, you are going to get off first or I am going to die. It's really that simple. I'm not going to be overworked. — Jay Green

Funny Twitter Status Quotes By Adrian Rogers

Christianity is not a legal relationship; it is a love relationship. — Adrian Rogers