Funny Tweetable Quotes & Sayings

Nina was one wing, I was another
Sarah Grimke — Sue Monk Kidd

The collisions happen 40 yards down the field, so if you take off from 5 yards or 10, it does not even matter. Do I make sense? I mean, come on. — Will Muschamp

Men not men, but animas of coal and iron and clay. Fauna of the elements, carbon, iron, silicon: elementals. They had perhaps some of the weird inhuman beauty of minerals, the lustre of coal, the weight and blueness and resistance of iron, the transparency of glass. — D.H. Lawrence

Well, you know, first of all, let me just say that I am a proud member of the NRA and have been, and I'm a lifetime member and will always be. — Joe Manchin

I think we have to be very careful when we toss around terms like 'cut health care costs.' We would do very well to expect a cut in the rate of increase. — Dave Obey

Nix to Regin: What about that nice leopard-shifter pack that wanted to date you? The benefits of a variety pack of males cannot be overstated. — Kresley Cole

You can't be a storyteller and a speechwriter at the same time. — Joss Whedon

I have learned of this great force and will never test the boundless energy of what is karma. — Ronnie Radke

Unorthodoxy threatens more than the life of a mere individual; it strikes at Society itself. — Aldous Huxley

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. — Kin Hubbard

Sometimes, if you close your eyes and keep still, you can be invisible. Ostriches know this." - Constantine — Jamie Delano