Funny Tv Presenter Quotes & Sayings

The best reason why Monarchy is a strong government is, that it is an intelligible government. The mass of mankind understand it, and they hardly anywhere in the world understand any other. — Walter Bagehot

She drove like fucking Danica Patrick. Jesus. He'd actually been nervous, speeding over winding mountain roads, weaving around slower traffic--which was everyone. He'd been damn glad to see the hotel. — Susan Fanetti

What I get from my study of the Bible is that we're all in Christ, that we're all the same in God's eyes. — Ernie Hudson

And I didn't know if the forgiveness itself was light, glittery stuff that showered down and absolved a person and set them free, or if, instead, it was heavy, cumbersome, a new debt, a currency that was continuously renewed no matter how much was paid out. — Jane Hamilton

Teachers deserve respect," I explain.
"Why do they get it for free, when everyone else has to earn it? — Jodi Picoult

I thought, 'I'll come back to New York. I worked for the 'Aspen Times' when I lived in Aspen. I'll work for the 'New York Times' when I live in New York.' It didn't work out that way. — Darin Strauss

People are quite clear in viewing nuns as the servants and the teachers and the supporters of the poor. You contrast that with the fact that the Vatican did virtually nothing about long-known pedophiles, and it's just too much. — Gloria Steinem

It takes all the running you can do just to keep in the same place. — Lewis Carroll

Name a moral statement or action, uttered or performed by a religious person that could not have been uttered or performed by an unbeliever. — Christopher Hitchens

Neither of us deserves tomorrow. — Parke Godwin

Love isn't a feeling; it's an attitude, it's actions. Like buying him the prayer shawl. Whether you feel anything or not, just do the loving thing. — Lynn Austin

Show the world how much you'll fight for the winners circle. — Pat Riley

Stay away from lazy parasites, who perch on you just to satisfy their needs, they do not come to alleviate your burdens, hence, their mission is to distract, detract and extract, and make you live in abject poverty. — Michael Bassey

You will be led to do the right thing at the right time and in the right way. — Charles F. Haanel

I'm falling even more in love with you
letting go of all i've held onto
standing here untill you make me move
just hanging by a moment here with you
I'm living for the only thing i know
I'm running and not quite sure where to go
and I don't know what i'm diving into
just hanging by a moment here with you — Lifehouse