Funny Turning 40 Birthday Quotes & Sayings

Okay, you need to eat something. Before we do anything else, you have to eat."
"I just did."
I gave him a hard look, but his face was entirely innocent. He was fucking with me, right? He had to be. "Man cannot live by pussy alone," I said. — Ava Lore

A lot of the time, I was unhappy as a kid, so I spent it, I guess, in a gray place. — King Krule

I apologize for my body's reaction," he managed between deep breaths. "That's not how I usually tell a woman I find her attractive." Jake Dalton, Prisoner of Love — Cathy Skendrovich

A sentence is but a cheveril glove to a good wit; How quickly the wrong side may be turned outward! — William Shakespeare

To be amused by what you read - that is the great spring of happy quotations. — Charles Edward Montague

I'm a fan of X-men. — Will.i.am

If you hype something and it succeeds, you're a genius - it wasn't a hype. If you hype it and it fails, then it was just a hype. — Neil Bogart

What's the detector?" Thomas asked. "It detects stuff," Brenda replied curtly. Thomas wrinkled his face at her. — James Dashner

I'm telling you the truth, Carol. Even though it's actually none of your business.'
She half turned, found a smile from somewhere and said, 'You're quite right. It is none of my business. Till tomorrow Tony. — Val McDermid

The best initial move for white is 1. P-K4. — Irving Chernev

It takes a lot of hard work," he said, "to make something simple, — Walter Isaacson

Fashion is a good job for a young girl. I like clothes - I like to play with clothes. I like DIY; I like to make outfit. — Liu Wen

Interdependence is a far more mature, more advanced concept. If I am physically interdependent, I am self-reliant and capable, but I also realize that you and I working together can accomplish far more than, even at my best, I could accomplish alone. — Stephen R. Covey