Funny Tummy Tuck Quotes & Sayings

Why did bad luck always have to come in bunches? — K.M. Morgan

[...] but personally if I never drink another crocodile pee I shall be a happy man.'
'Crocodile pee?'
'I always assumed that that was the main ingredient in Gatorade, but I may be wrong. — M.J. Trow

I am confident and not trying to hide my bump. I actually want to accentuate it. — Kim Kardashian

Spaghetti is love. — Mario Batali

If its tourist season, why cant we shoot them — Steven Wright

That though thou seest it no great matter to be separated from Christ now, yet when the heavens shall be in a flaming fire, and the earth shall give up the dead that be in it. — Thomas Shepard

A slap or a fat check is what it takes if you want to see all the passions that go beating about behind a face take a sudden tack. It's as beautiful as watching a sailing ship maneuvering in a stormy sea. The whole person keels over in the changed wind. — Louis-Ferdinand Celine

Humans are so lost and damaged that to you it is almost incomprehensible that people could work or live together without someone being in charge. — William Paul Young

We need not destroy the past. It is gone. — John Cage

To the divine providence it has seemed good to prepare in the world to come for the righteous good things, which the unrighteous shall not enjoy; and for the wicked evil things, by which the good shall not be tormented. — Augustine Of Hippo

A cat, I am told, has nine lives. If that is true, I know how a cat feels. — Caryl Chessman

Ellen and Norman Douglas are warming up the old soup." "Is — L.M. Montgomery

Children of the Nephilim," Magnus said. "Well, well. I don't recall inviting you."
Isabelle took out her invitation and waved it like a white flag. "I have an invitation. These"
she indicated the rest of the group with a grand wave of her arm
"are my friends."
Magnus plucked the invitation out of her hand and looked at it with fastidious distaste. "I must have been drunk," he said. He threw the door open. "Come in. And try not to murder any of my guests."
Jace looked at him, "Even if one of them spills something on my new shoes?" "Even then."
- 219 — Cassandra Clare