Funny Tudor Quotes & Sayings

Pressing his lips firmly to mine, he starts to kiss me in the most erotic way. First, he lightly kisses me, then opens our mouths together and exhales. I can only inhale his sweet breath. He runs the tip of his tongue over my lower lip before slipping it into my mouth and firmly pressing his lips to mine. I'm left breathless as the kiss ends and he takes my hand. — Kim Karr

Take all that is given whether wealth, love or language, nothing comes by mistake and with good digestion all can be turned to health. — George Herbert

If you don't smoke, I don't know why. — Wiz Khalifa

Philosophically speaking, shadows of people are friendlier than people themselves because they come together very easily! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Life is too short to be serious — Cory Monteith

Consent has rough edges. — Ian McEwan

The parts that embarrass you the most are usually the most interesting poetically, are usually the most naked of all, the rawest, the goofiest, the strangest and most eccentric and at the same time, most representative, most universal ... That was something I earned from Kerouac, which was that spontaneous writing could be embarrassing ... The cure for that is to write the thing down which you will not publish and which you won't show people. To write secretly ... so you can actually be free to say anything you want. — Allen Ginsberg

I'm the only thing I'll ever hold against you. — Conway Twitty

Duane just kept working, not even looking up. We — Stan Lee

You'll be back! If you're not, then I'll come and find you. Now, do as I say and go have some fun. I want those eyes to have light in them next time I see you." He turned me around, smacked my arse and sent me on my way. — Lesley Jones