Funny Trademark Quotes & Sayings

It's better to live as you will want to have lived, rather than spend your time worrying about the end. You are right here in your story. Don't skip ahead — S.D. Smith

Each of those churches shows certain books, which they call revelation, or the Word of God. The Jews say that their Word of God was given by God to Moses face to face; the Christians say, that their Word of God came by divine inspiration; and the Turks say, that their Word of God (the Koran) was brought by an angel from heaven. Each of those churches accuses the other of unbelief; and, for my own part, I disbelieve them all. — Thomas Paine

If you simply take the name of Christ upon you and call yourself His servant, yet do not obey Him, but follow your own whim, or your own hereditary prejudice, or the custom of some erroneous church-you are no servant of Christ. If you really are a servant of Christ, your first duty is to obey Him. — Charles Spurgeon

Once you're back on your feet - if you ever make it back on your feet - that's the ultimate achievement. I remember I was in New York at the Trump Hotel and I woke up and I just knew I was over it. It was a different day. I felt different. I didn't feel lonely. I felt like I wanted to get up and be in the world. That was a great, great feeling. — Rihanna

I do not make mistakes, little monkey. A monkey I intended you to be. A monkey you are. — Gene Luen Yang

Old age - that's when a woman takes vitamins A through G, and still looks like H. — Rita Hayworth

You're mine, Meg, just as much as I'm yours — Kristen Proby

Anger makes us all stupid. — Kara Tippetts

A cry of despair escaped her lips. When had she fallen in love with him? — Kiki Hamilton

I've always known ... I'll die alone. — James Kirk

Cars are little privacy cocoons that we take with us. If you could refuel while driving you could, theoretically, stay moving forever. — Barry Lyga

What we need is not the cold acceptance of the world as a compromise,
but some way in which we can heartily hate and heartily love it.
We do not want joy and anger to neutralize each other and produce a
surly contentment; we want a fiercer delight and a fiercer discontent — G.K. Chesterton

The least Charles could have done,' Constance said, considering seriously, 'was shoot himself through the head in the driveway. — Shirley Jackson