Funny Tourette Syndrome Quotes & Sayings

Benny sat on the floor next to Mrs. Collins and said, "Would you come and visit us sometime? I'd like to show you our boxcar. You know we ran away once, too."
Mrs. Collins smiled. "Benny, I would love to visit you and to hear about your adventures."
"We've had lots of them," Violet said. "But you know, I think this one was the best."

The Mystery of the Singing Ghost — Gertrude Chandler Warner

America has everything, why should they want us. — George Harrison

I'm an expert at failure. That's how I succeeded.
Failure fuels success, as long as you fail forward. — Farshad Asl

Is that okay?" he asks, backing down a little.
"How about Tuesday?" I say.
"Wednesday." His seriousness is cracking.
"Tuesday and a half."
"Tuesday and three-quarters. — David Levithan

How could we forget those ancient myths that stand at the beginning of all races, the myths about dragons that at the last moment are transformed into princesses? Perhaps all the dragons in our lives are princesses who are only waiting to see us act, just once, with beauty and courage. — Rainer Maria Rilke

Human beings are prone to believe the things they wish were true. — Hal Clement

The gut wrenching howling as they informed me, "dead on arrival. Baby could not survive outside her mother's womb." Every finite detail of the worst night of my life played through my mind in HD Technicolor. Somewhere in the haze between past and reality, I heard a soft voice. "Nik? Can you hear me? Come back, you're scaring me, — Lora Ann

It is easier to achieve a desired result in short pieces. — Gustav Mahler

I love getting dressed up. — Rebecca Ferguson

The American psychologists classified persons on the basis of IQ tests, labeling those judged feebleminded in descending order as morons, imbeciles, or idiots — Henry Friedlander

The are times
When you may think that people are staring at you -
They are. — Carla Speed McNeil

I should not be a Christian but for the miracles. — Blaise Pascal

The program should know if someone is at the keyboard or joystick or if it is just sitting there idle. It should know if someone is proficient in its use or a novice. — Bill Budge

Matthew feels deeply. It is a blessing as well as a burden to love to love so much that you can hurt badly when love is gone. — Deborah Harkness

Many highly talented, brilliant, creative people think they're not - because the thing they were good at at school wasn't valued, or was actually stigmatized. — Ken Robinson