Funny Tongue Twisting Quotes & Sayings

Most bands don't work out. A small unit democracy is very, very difficult. — Bruce Springsteen

Everything is a drive-thru. You just have to aim really fast — Josh Stern

Our emotions
Are only "incidents"
In the effort to keep day and night together. — T. S. Eliot

Intrigued by that enigma, he dug so deeply into her sentiments that in search of interest he found love, because by trying to make her love him he ended up falling in love with her. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Ask yourself this: Who is more amateurish, more vulnerable - those who rely on machines that need to be plugged in, or logged on, or in some other way connected in order to be more than a useless slab of plastic ... or those who have learned to master life without? — Anne Fortier

There was something very sexy about Mace going commando.
Very sexy.
Down Mace Slut! My brain commanded — Kristen Ashley

For I aint, you must know,' said Betty, 'much of a hand at reading writing-hand, though I can read my Bible and most print. And I do love a newspaper. You mightn't think it, but Sloppy is a beautiful reader of a newspaper. He do the Police in different voices. — Charles Dickens

(Britain had more than twice as many submarines as Germany but used them mainly for coastal defense, not to stop merchant ships.) — Erik Larson

What you plan is too small for you to live. — David Whyte

It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need, and our air force has to have a bake-sale to buy a bomber. — Robert Fulghum

When I originally sold X-Men it was because I knew there was 40 years of stories. That was the point! Not only to do the movie and establish the characters, you know, you love the one you're doing. It was because there are all these great stories, what a wealth of drama. — Lauren Shuler Donner

I have a list of pet names for Cap'n so long that it could fill a phone book (if the phone book is for a town with a population of four). I call him Cap'n Boy, Sweet Boyo, My Little Boy (done in a British accent), and when he is misbehaving, You Little Shit. — Jarod Kintz