Funny Tintin Quotes & Sayings

I'm avoiding tomorrow, by spending more time in today. — Ellie Elisabeth

It may be prodigious, but it's all Greek to me! — Herge

There is an objective reality in which my body and mind are one. But I am not here and never have been. — Sarah Kane

Sitting there in the Alabama winter with my mouth full of cold turnip and mud, I could see at least for a moment how if you ever took truly to heart the ultimate goodness and joy of things, even at their bleakest, the need to praise someone or something for it would be so great that you might even have to go out and speak of it to the birds of the air. — Frederick Buechner

I don't think vengeance is much good. — Charlie Munger

Hadza men were close to the average, spending more than 4 hours a day hunting - about eighty times as long as an Ngogo chimpanzee. — Richard W. Wrangham

Wine and women bring misery. — Martial

For 86 years I have served Jesus Christ and he has never abandoned me. How could I curse my blessed king and savior? — Polycarp

That can not possibly be, because it could never possibly be. — Anton Chekhov

Standing facing the door in an elevator and pretending you're the only person there, no matter how crowded it is. — Paulo Coelho

I was in one bar band from 1965 to '69, then I was in another one from 1970 to '79 - a 9-year bar band! — Eric Carr

I would wear the blue overalls of the fieldworker and often wore round, rimless glasses known as Mazzawati teaglasses. I had a car, and I wore a chauffeur's cap with my overalls. The pose of chauffeur was convenient because I could travel under the pretext of driving my master's car. — Nelson Mandela

Schools still operate as if all knowledge is contained in books, and as if the salient points in books must be stored in each human brain - to be used when needed. The political and financial powers controlling schools decide what these salient points are. — Sugata Mitra

Hooray! Hooray! The end of the world has been postponed! — Herge