Funny Timmy Turner Quotes & Sayings

Friends for life?

Why? How long have I got? — Christina Engela

I want my daughter to be able to go to school and see the diversity of things that her classmates are eating and appreciate that, too. So I'm really excited for her to just kind of sit in and watch me cook and be really hands on and just enjoy cooking. — Chrissy Teigen

You're not RESPONSIBLE for somebody else's happiness. You're responsible for your own HAPPINESS. — Joel Osteen

Go down any road far enough
and you'll come to a slaughterhouse,
but keep going and you'll reach the sea. — Dean Young

There is also the professional mentor, a person whose success in his or her career can be a source of practical wisdom and inspiration. This success might be mea sured in material gain or far-reaching influence, or in lives touched and relationships fostered. These mentors can offer a model for good business, ethical practices, and effective work habits, and they often provide the motivation we need to seize whatever opportunities come our way. — John Wooden

The Middle East Media Research Institute has spent decades detailing the diseased messages emanating from Palestinian TV and textbooks, instructing children in the glories of suicide terrorism against innocent Israelis. — John Podhoretz

SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO GET MUDDY — Hal Archer

The hardest thing about writing a novel is getting it published. — Marianne Cushing

In the 80's we had high, high, waisted pants, that if they came up any higher they'd have to go up another size, if you know what I mean. — Ellen DeGeneres

It is easier to win than to fail. Everybody sides with the winner. But the failure walks alone. — George Matthew Adams