Funny Time Card Quotes & Sayings

Precisely because the resurrection has happened as an event within our own world, its implications and effects are to be felt within our own world, here and now. — N. T. Wright

Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake. — Dylan Moran

I hereby pledge to serve the Dagger Society, to strike fear into the hearts of those who rule Kenettra, to take by death what belong to us, and to make the power of our Elites known to every man, woman, and child. Should I break my vow, let the dagger take from me what I took from the dagger. — Marie Lu

Nothing happens unless first we dream. — Carl Sandburg

I read once that this man was in the chair and when the electrocutioner threw the switch the smoke came out of the man's head and formed a question mark over him and everybody said it was an omen, that maybe he didn't commit the murder they killed him for."
"Well," I said, "if they catch me, there won't be any question mark. There'll be an exclamation point. — Elliott Chaze

One of the hardest things a person who is new to the way of business thinking has to go through is the countless number of people who will say to you: You can't do that. — Robert Kiyosaki

I'm trying to do the paleo diet. No carbs. — Robin Wright