Funny Thor Quotes & Sayings

Just because they say it's impossible doesn't mean you can't do it. — Roger Bannister

Each individual in a society is a nexus where innumerable relationships of this character intersect. — Carroll Quigley

I think it's funny how people get confused when they think about church music, because a lot of times there is a soloist who stands out, but my church wasn't like that at all. — Valerie June

If you argue with a fool, someone passing by will not be able to tell who is the fool and who is not. — Wilma Mankiller

I picked up a transsexual hooker named Thor, all six feet of her, at the off ramp to Eau Claire, Wisconsin, as I was driving up north to kill a man. — J.A. Konrath

We have some states that I think are very competitive in that no Republican has ever been competitive in. — Donald Trump

But Thor and I weren't going to happen, ever. I didn't tell her this. I might be a killer, but I'm not mean. — J.A. Konrath

They say there's an ointment the Devil gives you that turns you into a wolf the minute you rub it on. — Angela Carter

You go on by finding a channel for your love and another for your rage. — Cheryl Strayed

Once in a while you find yourself in an odd situation. You get into it by degrees and in the most natural way but, when you are right in the midst of it, you are suddenly astonished and ask yourself how in the world it all came about. — Thor Heyerdahl

Don't ever average losers. Decrease your trading volume when you are trading poorly; increase your volume when you are trading well. Never trade in situations where you don't have control. For example, I don't risk significant amounts of money in front of key reports, since that is gambling, not trading. — Paul Tudor Jones

Hip-hop is a part of rock & roll because it comes from DJ culture. DJ culture is the embodiment of all genres and all recorded music, if you actually pay attention to it. — Chuck D

Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity. — Thor Heyerdahl

Just the other day, my assistant was on the line with Calvin Klein. Golly, I usually shop at Sears. — Billy Bob Thornton

I thought Eddie Redmayne portrayed me very well ... At times I thought he was me. — Stephen Hawking