Funny Thieving Quotes & Sayings

Why is it, when I have nothing to do, I drink more coffee? It's as if I'm in a big hurry to get nothing done. — Dana Gould

It reminds me in some ways of the debate taking place in this country and around the world in the late 1930s - there were people - who said 'don't worry! Hitler's not real! It'll disappear! — Bernie Sanders

Luckily, tiny texts me every five minutes or so. i don't know how he does it without getting caught in class. maybe he hides the phone in the folds of his stomach or something. — David Levithan

Without death,' he answered, 'life is meaningless. It is a story that can never be told. A song that can never be sung. For how would one finish it? — Seth Grahame-Smith

I am a positive person. I never think of the glass as half empty. I just keep pushing forward. — Rosie Perez

Those who do not hate their own selfishness and regard themselves as more important than the rest of the world are blind because the truth lies elsewhere — Blaise Pascal

Passion is our ground, our island - do others exist? — Eudora Welty

The mind is the devil's favorite avenue of attack. — Billy Graham

Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done.' — Evan Sayet

Do not be bitter over the past. Believe in a brighter future. — Lailah Gifty Akita

The first sure symptom of a mind in health Is rest of heart and pleasure felt at home. — Edward Young

A vow is a purely religious act which cannot be taken in a fit of passion. It can be taken only with a mind purified and composed and with God as witness. — Mahatma Gandhi