Funny Therapeutic Quotes & Sayings

Statesmen and beauties are very rarely sensible of the gradations of their decay. — Lord Chesterfield

I'm a novelist, that's how I make my livelihood, and I concentrate on the novels. — David Mitchell

The dark war consciousness and pride have seized upon the weak, with great cynicisms and glib, soulless intellects, that grind away like robotic gears at what they despise and can never understand. — Bryant McGill

I think a lot of people haven't even seen my videos but just hearing my name are like "Oh, that's that dumb Internet thing." And I'm definitely trying to shake that a little bit. — Shane Dawson

Rees's First Law of Quotations: When in doubt, ascribe all quotations to George Bernard Shaw. — Nigel Rees

Life is dappled with periods of pain, and for some of us is suffused with it. Inthe course of ordinary living, the pain is mitigated by periods of peace and times of joy. In dying, however, there is only the affliction. Its brief respite and ebbs are known always to be fleeting and soon succeeded by a recurrence of the travail. The peace, and sometimes the joy, that may come occurs with the release. In this sense, there is often a serenity - sometimes even a dignity - in the act of death, but rarely in the process of dying. — Sherwin B. Nuland

I know what actors fear, what they like; I know how to get things out of them and I listen to them better, since I've been there. — Joan Chen

I don't know which Bible stories ought to be treated as historically accurate, scientifically provable accounts of facts and which stories are meant to be metaphorical. I don't know if it really matters so long as those stories transform my life. — Rachel Held Evans

Life is untimely. — Christine M. Knight

I don't know what this is or what the hell we're doing," he said. "But if I don't kiss you right now, I might explode. — Christina Lee