Funny Theme Park Quotes & Sayings

The new French theme park based on Napoleon is named Napoleon's Bivouac, and will honor Napoleon with rides, battle reenactments, and the brutal March on Moscow ride. That's a walk-in freezer you stand in for 18 months while you try to eat a dead horse. — Peter Sagal

I quickly realised that it is difficult to get started when writing a novel. You have this dream of what you want to create, but it is like walking around a swimming pool and hesitating to jump in because the water is too cold. — Patrick Modiano

Shh ... let me hold you. I've burned to hold you, sweetheart. — Joey W. Hill

I reminded myself of a leftover piece of meat that was starting to spoil. — Barbara Honigmann

During a period in which women and children's testimony of incest and sexual abuse were gaining an increasingly sympathetic hearing, lobby groups of people accused of child abuse construed and positioned "ritual abuse" as the new frontier of disbelief. The term "ritual abuse" arose from child protection and psychotherapy practice with adults and children disclosing organized abuse, only to be discursively encircled by backlash groups with the rhetoric of "recovered memories", "false allegations" and "moral panic".
Salter, M. (2011), Organized abuse and the politics of disbelief. — Michael Salter

A Good School deserves to be call'd, the very Salt of the Town, that hath it. — Cotton Mather

I don't agree with all-male leaderships. Men cannot be left to run things on their own. I think it's a thoroughly bad thing to have a men-only leadership. — Harriet Harman

No misfortune is so bad that whining about it won't make it worse. (Apr 2007 Gen Conf) — Jeffrey R. Holland

True hunger was a weapon stronger
than any of his abstract desires. It's what toppled countries and made men desperate. — Diana Peterfreund