Funny The Office Michael Quotes & Sayings

The supreme test of service is this: For whom am I doing this? Much that we call service to Christ is not such at all ... If we are doing this for Christ, we shall not care for human reward or even recognition. — Arthur Tappan Pierson

May I help you?"
"Mr. Neck-uh-stone-sack please," I replied.
"Um. You mean Nat?"
"Yeah. This is Counselor Smallwater's law office. May I speak with Nat?"
"Well, he's in a class right now. Can I take a message?"
"Hmm. I suppose it's all right. You can just tell him that his annulment is official now. He and his sister are no longer married. — Michael Darling

You have to forget about people when you can't have them anymore. That's the only way to be okay. — John Corey Whaley

In the office, Michael sat behind our father's desk, clicking away at the computer with his right hand, and making notes with his left. Ambidextrous freak. — Rachel Vincent

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. — Joel Osteen

Life is an illusion of the reality which we want or wish — Saurabh Mathur

Love is the water of life. Lover is a soul of fire.
The universe turns differently when the fire loves water, — Elif Shafak

When I write, I do not like using ten dollar words. I like the fifty-centers. Everybody has fifty-cents, even those that are too proud to admit it. — T.A. Cline