Funny Thank You For Dinner Quotes & Sayings

Was this what humans were really like? They seemed like drooling idiots to me. I was shocked they walk and breathe at the same time? — Tara Shuler

The available supply of gold and silver being wholly inadequate to permit the issuance of coins of intrinsic value or paper currency convertible into coin of intrinsic value or paper currency convertible into coin in the volume required to serve the needs of the People, some other basis for the issue of currency must be developed, and some means other than that of convertibility into coin must be developed to prevent undue fluctuation in the value of paper currency or any other substitute for money intrinsic value that may come into use. — Abraham Lincoln

Once you know who you are, you don't have to worry anymore. — Nikki Giovanni

Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own. — Eddie Cantor

When your heart is heavy and your spirit in distress,
Reach out your arms to Jesus, and sense his sweet caress.
He answers when we call him, our every prayer he hears,
Reach out your arms to Jesus, for he is always near. — Diane Goold

I've taught, and the first thing I did when I taught art, was not to teach art. — Louise Berliawsky Nevelson

Leaders of all systems (Capitalism, Communism, etc.) in History claimed to serve the people. All Systems would work if the leaders meant it! — Francis Mont

I really enjoy not getting in a car and running errands on bikes. — Stone Gossard

This is very interesting because the Liberal Party of Canada, heading into an election, at the last minute they always stand up and they say: We know there's people out there that want to vote NDP and God love you. — Rick Mercer

When there is an original sound in the world, it makes a hundred echoes. — John G. Shedd

I let my mind wander and it didn't come back. — Bill Watterson

Stop concentrating on NOT thinking about something, because ultimately you'll end up thinking about it. The same philosophy holds true when it comes to freeing your mind from a negative past. By persistently trying to move away from what you don't want, you are forced to think about it so much that you end up carrying its weight along with you. But if you instead choose to focus your energy on what you do want, you'll naturally leave the negative weight behind as you progress forward. — Anonymous

Once you're a Motown artist, that's your stigmatism, and I was there from the very first day. — Smokey Robinson

No government can be free that does not allow all its citizens to participate in the formation and execution of her laws. — Thaddeus Stevens