Funny Texts 2014 Quotes & Sayings

I always thought I wanted to play professionally, and I always knew that to do that I'd have to make a lot of sacrifices. I made sacrifices by leaving Argentina, leaving my family to start a new life. I changed my friends, my people. Everything. But everything I did, I did for football, to achieve my dream. — Lionel Messi

Like a child, always enjoy the world. — Debasish Mridha

Death should hold no fear for a man as old as me, but it does. Isn't that silly? It is always dark where I am, so why should I fear the darkness? Yet I cannot help but wonder what will follow, when the last warmth leaves my body. — George R R Martin

Sometimes, Ultraviolet, things feel true to us even if they're not. — Jennifer Niven

She gets a hundred for her body and a nickel for her soul. — Alice Cooper

She spoke throught her teeth. "Almost, dear. What were the real words you used? The bad words. It's okay to say them again, just this once."
I shrugged, "fine. I said' ... just 'cause Daddy wants you to suck on his ding-a-ling. — Michael Siemsen

You're a bum-rag covered in clart! — Scott Westerfeld

It's funny, I do try to maintain health. I started doing Bikram yoga which is that hothouse yoga, the 105 degrees yoga for 90 minutes. It's great, you purge out all the sweat and you're drinking water. — Bryan Cranston

Never give up and don't ask why because every situation does not need an answer. I'm a firm believer that I don't worry about anything I can't control. — Eric Davis

It seems like the best escape games come from Japan for some reason. It makes me proud. — Denis Markell

In general, the more food we eat in its natural state - without additives - and the less it is refined, the healthier it will be for us. Food can affect the mind, and deficiencies of certain elements in the body can promote mental depression. — Ezra Taft Benson