Funny Text Msg Quotes & Sayings

Recognize and embrace your flaws so you can learn from them. Sometimes it takes a little polishing to truly shine. — Kanye West

The same as real life, there is no happily ever after. — Chuck Palahniuk

Censorship is the tool of those who have the need to hide actualities from themselves and from others. Their fear is only their inability to face what is real, and I can't vent any anger against them. I only feel this appalling sadness. Somewhere, in their upbringing, they were shielded against the total facts of our existence. They were only taught to look one way when many ways exist. — Charles Bukowski

You don't have to run faster than the bear to get away. You just have to run faster than the guy next to you. — Jim Butcher

Smartass Disciple: Master, tell me what is it beyond this universe ?
Master of Stupidity: No 'space' in no 'gravity'. No 'thing' in spaceless. — Toba Beta

Peacefully ensconced in a small house on the outskirts of somewhere or other, enjoying a tranquillity in which I won't write the works I don't write now, and to keep on not writing them I'll come up with even better excuses than the ones I use today to elude myself. — Fernando Pessoa

This is a hard land and the people are used to death. If I am to rule them, they must know that to face me is to be destroyed. They must be afraid, Chakahai. It is the only way. — Conn Iggulden

Live life to the fullest tomorrow may never be. — Shahrukh Khan

And I know that the younger generation is doing things that are so ingenious. And for them it's not a matter of a political belief or an environmental stance. It's really just common sense. — Daryl Hannah

I do miss competing, being out there - the atmosphere, I do miss it. — Pedro Martinez

Whilst child abuse may be committed behind closed doors, it should never be swept under the carpet. — Constance Briscoe

We may learn things from one who preaches, or we may find their pontificating a waste of time - often enough, a hypocritical waste of time. What child ever preaches? Yet time spent open-heartedly with a child is never wasted. — Quentin S. Crisp