Funny Tennessee Vols Quotes & Sayings

It's the thought that counts. — Rosamond Lehmann

DO YOU want me to masturbate you? — Paulo Coelho

It was a realization for me when Oprah was talking about New Moon. I was like, "Oh, my god, she's watched a movie that I've been in!" People were like, "It just kicked in for you?," but it's just work for me. The idea that somebody that I've admired for so long had seen something that I'd done was when I understood the magnitude of it. — Tinsel Korey

In many cases of inflammation, the vascular changes develop slowly and long after the application of the stimulus which is responsible for the inflammatory reaction. — August Krogh

I don't think anyone can do any character that doesn't have at least some ounce of themselves in it. You are who you are, and your brain is drawing on things that you've experienced. — Thomas Middleditch

It's [the word "sorry"] the most infuriating word in the English language. Just a cheap way to behave badly then shelve responsibility by putting the onus on the other person to be forgiving. — Minette Walters

Now, Mr. Great-heart was a strong man, so he was not afraid of a lion. — John Bunyan

Share prices fluctuate more than share values. — John Templeton

I was heart broken, scared, I had a lot of anxiety, I was worried, I felt weak, and I had no idea how I was ever going to come up with the strength. But I just closed my eyes, and took a blind leap. I knew I had to get out of there. — Bob Casey Jr.

I wish that death had spared me until your library had been complete. — Lorenzo De' Medici

I don't have much in the way of money or worldly possessions, I'm not beautiful, intelligent or clever, but I'm happy, and I intend to stay that way! I was born happy, I love people, I have a trusting nature, and I'd like everyone else to be happy too. — Anne Frank

The most important thing is story-telling. It's as singular and old-fashioned as that. — David Soul

One of the achievements of the reform movement is that people realize that they can be democrats and remain faithful Muslims. Democracy is now an established idea. — Abdolkarim Soroush

There's nothing more terrifying than an actor who comes with an idea. — Lance Henriksen