Funny Teetotal Quotes & Sayings

I'm Adron's baby sister. Dad just told me about the marriage, and I had to come meet you and make sure Dad hadn't snapped a wheel and started hallucinating or something. (Zarina) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Joy and amazement of the beauty and grandeur of this world of which man can just form a faint notion ... — Albert Einstein

Maybe life is measured by the first time you question your place in the world and by the final answer you come up with. — Chris Dietzel

The development of an image is a mysterious thing: once a public figure has been cast in a public role, it is almost impossible for him to change the character. It is as if someone has assembled personality traits into a convenient pattern, no writer ever re-examines it: it is easier to use the accepted pattern. — Theodore H. White

Get a grip on your heart and pride, girl. Nobody has or ever will give a damn whether you're happy or not. — Sandy Blair

Caleb came to his mother's side and helped her to her feet. "Besides, if you rest, then I am free to make love to Jacqueline."
"Caleb!" Jacqueline had been worried she would say the wrong thing. Instead, Caleb had put his foot in it.
But obviously all the cliches she'd ever heard about Italian sons were true. He really could do no wrong, for Mrs. D'Angelo shook her finger at him
but she said indulgently, "You are incorrigible."
"Ma, I'm just trying to get going on those grandchildren you want. — Christina Dodd

I wanted to be alone, not forgotten. — Nick Tosches

"A humble and prayerful person will find a thousand things in the Bible, which the proud student will utterly fail to discern." ~ J.C. Ryle — J.C. Ryle