Funny Teaching Assistant Quotes & Sayings

Squareness is such a uniquely intellectual disease. — Robert M. Pirsig

I slipped one of the shoes off, looked at the inside. Property of Antonia O'Neill Taylor. I knew it. My stepmother! The bitch meant to bury me wearing her cast off shoes! — MaryJanice Davidson

He looked around the clearing in recognition that he was lost but didn't mind because he knew he had never been found. — Jim Harrison

Eternity is the end of the end. — Craig D. Lounsbrough

Music, it seemed, could appear in many voices, and had all of the emotions and array of vocabulary as a human.. — Esther Dalseno

Every sentence is the result of a long probation. — Henry David Thoreau

The devil is the most stubborn verisimilitude on earth! — Stefan Emunds

It is going to be a long, hard haul; it will require patience, courage, faith that hangs on when hope fails, if we are to tame the rude barbarity of man, so that the atomic age becomes a blessing, not a curse. There never was such a day for the Christian gospel. God help us all in these years ahead to make that gospel live in men and nations! — Harry Emerson Fosdick

I'm not one of your mustangs. I don't need saving."
"Don't you?" she asked softly. "It's not a weakness or a character flaw. It's human nature to need someone. We all do. You need this, Keith. These horses need you. And I need you. — Victoria Vane

It is time we passed a balanced budget amendment and return this government to limited spending. — Newt Gingrich

But it occurred to me suddenly that trust wasn't an object, not something that arrived on your doorstep, solid and absolute. It was a decision, a leap. — Jenn Marie Thorne

Meditation is not doing something. But you cannot take a jump immediately into non-doing. So I suggest that you make your doing total. Move into it so deeply, and so totally that suddenly the doing drops, and you alone are left, just existing. — Rajneesh