Funny Taxi Driver Quotes & Sayings
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If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money? — Steven Wright
Sometimes I get drunk and I get into arguments with taxi drivers. And I get out the cab and I slam the door. That's not the way to win an argument with a taxi driver. The way to win is you get out of the cab and you leave the door open. And then he has to step out and come around and close that door. And while he's doing that, I'm on the other side opening the other doors-and we just go around and around and around, and I got my own Benny Hill situation going on in life. — Hannibal Buress
Any one could write a book," said the taxi driver. " Yes, they could, but they DON'T," said Maeve Binchy — Maeve Binchy