Funny Tacky Christmas Quotes & Sayings

Let the consequences of your obedience be left up to God. — Oswald Chambers

It is not my place to offer pep talks, aphorisms, or dictums. But if I had to give one piece of practical advice it would be this: Find something that you love that they're fucking with and then fight for it. If everyone did that--imagine the difference. (50) — David Gessner

Don't tell people they can do the impossible. Tell people that they can do the possible that they think is impossible. — Denis Waitley

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. — Ian Fleming

I also tend to blame myself first," said Camba. Her head was still shaved for mourning, though she'd rehung her golden earrings. "The world is seldom so simple that it hinges on us alone. Pende played his own part. He told you your mind was bound and that it was problem, but did he make even the slightest attempt to help you?"
"He doesn't deserve this," I said, unsure where her argument was leading.
"Of course not," said Camba. "And neither do you deserve all the blame. Sometimes everyone does their best and things still end up wrong. — Rachel Hartman

A woman needs to know that her man are strong enough to handle her. — Leah Brooke

You have to believe that things will happen, you have to work and love what you're doing. — Gustavo Dudamel

Dear Asshole: Thank you for keeping your word and believing me. It was more than I expected. Also, I'm sorry you were inconvenienced by my gluing your locker shut at the beginning of this year. However, I am not sorry that I did it, because it was a lot of fun. Love, Alex. — Francesca Zappia

In case of dispute, the umpire shall throw it straight into the field. — James Naismith

A CIO needs to be better-rounded than to have a title of "logical" or "creative. — Pearl Zhu

How can you really miss something when you never experienced it? — Augusten Burroughs

For when I fool the people I fear, I fool myself as well. — Oscar Hammerstein II

There was something so cool about being able to carry this film [Into the Forest] together [with Ellen Page] and to play off of each other. It was like having the most worthy tennis opponent. — Evan Rachel Wood

Even we schoolchildren know that ordinary diplomats don't drive around in unmarked cars carrying Glock pistols. — Malala Yousafzai

Oh, alright," I conceded. "But if you try something, I swear I'll use my pet dagger to cut off - "
"I said I'd behave! Though, you're making it kinda hard to be good with all that talk of wanting to have your way with me."
I released my grip on his neck and smacked the top of his head. — Ada Adams