Funny Swole Quotes & Sayings

Another thing he laid in when he'd committed himself to one last marijuana vacation was petroleum jelly. — David Foster Wallace

I was acting when I was playing baseball. — Bob Uecker

I've never met a general yet who could milk a cow. — Lennart Meri

The more happiness we bestow, the more we shall receive, even here; and the greater will be our reward in heaven when we rest from our labours. — Anne Bronte

The first miracle after the baptism of the Holy Ghost was wroughtly upon a beggar. It means that the first service of a Holy Ghost-baptized church is to the poor; that its ministry is to those who are lowest down; that its gifts are for those who need them the most. As the Spirit was upon Jesus to preach the gospel to the poor, so His Spirit is upon His servants for the same purpose. — Phineas F. Bresee

The veil that clouds your eyes shall be lifted by the hands that wove it, — Kahlil Gibran

The Christian is the most contented man in the world, but he is the least contented with the world. He is like a traveler in an inn, perfectly satisfied with the inn and its accommodation, considering it as an inn, but putting quite out of all consideration the idea of making it his home. — Charles Spurgeon

Eighty-five percent cannot read when they enter the security forces of Afghanistan. Why? Because the Taliban withheld education during the period of time in which these men and women would have learned to read. — James G. Stavridis