Funny Swimming And Diving Quotes & Sayings

The function of Theology? The recitation of the incomprehensible by the unspeakable to pick the pockets of the unthinking. — Robert Anton Wilson

Live performance really terrifies me. I haven't done it, really, in years. I think that's why I retired from my brief career in stand-up. — Mindy Kaling

Commonsense will never come from following your heart; wisdom is only stored in the mind. — Shannon L. Alder

Dance is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. — Ted Shawn

Every nation, like every individual, would like to believe it owes 'no apology' to anyone. Adults realise, however, that few among us are purely innocent or utterly blameless. — Stephen Kinzer

My man, Gerard, prefers meat over bone. That takes the pressure off. I already have a lot to worry about. — Shakira

You will laugh when you discover that I often had no scruples about deceiving nitwits and scoundrels and fools when I found it necessary. As for women, this sort of reciprocal deceit cancels itself out, for when love enters in, both parties are usually dupes — Giacomo Casanova