Funny Survival Kit Quotes & Sayings

A world in which there are monsters, and ghosts, and things that want to steal your heart is a world in which there are angels, and dreams and a world in which there is hope. — Neil Gaiman

I go to the gym regularly, not just for the way I look but because it makes me less cranky, too. — Bonnie Langford

Not for the first time, I wondered if my entire family tree was bat-shit crazy. — Pepper Winters

I can't believe that women have got to put on so much in the morning. What time do women wake up? Man, I put a t-shirt and jeans on, and that's it. — Brandon T. Jackson

Evangelicals are experts at adopting heroes, since their community produces so few with both moral standing and intellectual firepower. — Frank Schaeffer

Some colors reconcile themselves to one another, others just clash. — Edvard Munch

Beauty is reaching for you if you you will hold out your hand in good faith. — Bryant McGill