Funny Surprise Birthday Quotes & Sayings

The place was a familiar as breath but as far from his life now as the moon. — Kim Edwards

The big upside to being captain is it's a huge honour, but the downside is that there is definitely extra pressure. — Brian O'Driscoll

In this country, we were not into detail. Europe developed detail." "Why do you think that is?" "Weather. The whole history of England consists of finding things to do out of the weather. Which tells you why Russia was even worse. That's why Russian novels have 182 characters: bad weather. — Ken Jennings

I love art, but not in a cliched, luvvie way. — Imogen Poots

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! — Robin Williams

I'm really proud that the LGBT community has gotten behind me because, as I said, I am part of the community, so I do as much as I possibly can for our community and for our rights, so it's nice that everyone is supporting me as well. — Tabatha Coffey

She is afraid, and yet she wants the priest to see inside her and accept the monsters that wrap around the secret, pure part of her--the part she managed to save, miraculously, that so many of us have lost. she knows the monsters are there and yet wants to be seen. — Rene Denfeld

I enjoy getting things done. My philosophy is the edge, the edge of something. There's where we have to go in local government, in not only the philosophy but the creativity in people around you. They have to go to the edge. — Richard M. Daley

often thought that the simple fact, the mechanical fact, is no closer to the truth than a vague feeling, rumor, vision. Why repeat the facts - they cover up our feelings. — Svetlana Alexievich