Funny Sunday League Football Quotes & Sayings

Virtue preserv'd from fell destruction's blast,
Led on by heaven, and crown'd with joy at last. — William Shakespeare

My Spanish is getting a little bit loose. Sometimes I go to Spain and after I've been talking with my folks for a while ... you start changing the verb for the adjective, for example, which is a common thing between Spanish and English. I change that sometimes but after a couple days there, boom, I'm back. — Antonio Banderas

I'm a small-town guy, and moving to a huge city might be an adjustment. — Adam Dunn

As a writer, you want to go somewhere else sometimes. You want to vary the terrain that you're exploring. — Heidi Julavits

The Great and Tragic Love of Jonathan Shadowhunter and David the Silent, by Clary Fray, Aged 17.
SIMON IT WAS BY SIMON NOT ME
( ... ) Jonathan Shadowhunter: Oh, David, I would trust you with my life!
David: Oh, Jonathan, I would sacrifice my own life for your holy mission! (He almost does)
Jonathan: (weeping) David, you must return to me! I need you! I cannot do this thing without you!
David: Lo, I return!
Jonathan: Zounds! I feel a great stirring in my pantaloons!
David: What doth thy pantalo
SIMON I WILL KILL YOU — Cassandra Clare

What you put out into the world will always come back for you. — Dennis Lehane

I have been in love already, but I don't think I have ever really loved somebody. Love is a very rare and beautiful thing, but it can also be bitter if the other one doesn't love you back. — Tom Kaulitz

Jacey, you try and see the good in everyone. That's your mistake. You think that if you look hard enough, you'll find it, that everyone has something in them that deserves you. But that's so fucking wrong. Very few people deserve you. And that includes me. — Courtney Cole

Failure is inevitable, what is learned from it is not. — George Mallinckrodt

To see evil and not call it evil is evil. — John Hagee

As a techdomme I love to take control of your digital life, your PC and of course that will have REAL LIFE effects and control. — Mistress Harley