Funny Substitute Teacher Quotes & Sayings

That this is a practice contrary to the rules of criticism will be readily allowed; but there is always an appeal open from criticism to nature. The end of writing is to instruct; the end of poetry is to instruct by pleasing. That the mingled drama may convey all the instruction of tragedy or comedy cannot be denied, because it includes both in its alterations of exhibition, and approaches nearer than either to the appearance of life, by shewing how great machinations and slender designs may promote or obviate one another, and the high and the low co-operate in the general system by unavoidable concatenation. — Samuel Johnson

And rich white people were not so hard on Negroes; it was the poor whites who hated Negroes. — Anonymous

Idealist: a cynic in the making. — Irving Layton

Yves. You are goint to love him all over again when you meet him, believe me. You're married.'
'I'm what? But I can't be more than eighteen!'
'My son is very persuasive,' said Saul proudly. — Joss Stirling

When you are able to understand the language of silence, you will be able to see the beauty of the invisible. — Debasish Mridha

War's a racket. No doubt. But war is a racket for the politicians, not the soldiers. — Sean Beaudoin

I mean the only thing that is hopefully good about us is after the arguments we can actually still face each other the next day or the day after and talk about something else and sort of get over it. — John Deacon

If your ex is making things up about you, he's obviously miserable. It's just like, 'Wow, this person really cares to go out of their way to start a rumor about me.' I've dealt with it so much, obviously. The first couple of times, it really sucks. But then [they] just come out with something else. If you dwell on it, it's going to make you miserable. Just move on and laugh it off. — Brody Jenner

At least let us have healthy books. — Henry David Thoreau

I don't work Sunday any more ... The Sabbath is a very reasonable idea. Otherwise, you work yourself to death. — Alan Furst

As a phenomenon, life has a beginning and ending, but life itself doesn't. So, which one is truly me - a phenomenon that lasts only between birth and death, or life itself that underlies all phenomena? — Ilchi Lee

Cricket is not illegal, for it is a manly game. — Anne, Queen Of Great Britain