Funny Stress Relieving Quotes & Sayings

Usually discover that we've had a wrong perception — Thich Nhat Hanh

God uniquely created your DNA and knit your frame in secret so he could surprise the world. He authored how your heart expresses itself; he was the architect of your smile and the melody of your voice; he made all of your features with the fondest thoughts of only you in mind. He celebrated along with your parents your first smile and watched with affection your first steps. — Lisa Bevere

Be a lamp in someone's dark world. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Alas, love turns the human heart into a mildewed garden, a lush and shameless garden in which grow mysterious, obscene toadstools. — Knut Hamsun

The body apologizes to the soul for its errors, and the soul asks forgiveness for squatting in the body without invitation. — Gregory Maguire

It is a truth forever, that where the speech of man stops short there Music's reign begins. — Richard Wagner

Well, I was obsessed with Judy Garland growing up. Like, obsessed. — Aubrey Plaza

England is the breeding ground of fundamentalist Muslims. Its social logic is to allow all religions to preach openly. But this is illogic, because none of the other religions preach apocalyptic violence. And yet England allows it. — Wole Soyinka

Tantrums are seldom about the thing they appear to be about. — Diana Wynne Jones

If you choose the right people for the group, it goes a little bit differently. At the same time, you can't always predict what's going to happen. Success might change people. — Paul Wall

I have lived long enough to know what I did not at one time believe
that no society can be upheld in happiness and honor without the sentiment of religion. — Pierre-Simon Laplace

There surely is a being who presides over the universe; and who, with infinite wisdom and power, has reduced the jarring elementsinto just order and proportion. Let speculative reasoners dispute, how far this beneficent being extends his care, and whether he prolongs our existence beyond the grave, in order to bestow on virtue its just reward, and render it fully triumphant. — David Hume

Use what you have in your gym. Try to do my training program, you will lose your fat and gain muscles at the same time. — Serge Nubret

I see it, Jack. Your muse is back. The thing that gave you passion, tormented you, and haunted you is back. You're reeling in ecstasy and dread. It's something you want, but can't ever have. And the one that brings the pain is pure, white as snow ... and standing in front of you. — H.M. Ward

That questionable superfluity small beer. — Douglas William Jerrold